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THE spring lamb moveth up this way, Next Sunday will be Pater Patrie day.
COLEMAN'S DEFALCATION was $16,000 in bonds, and he is in bonds for it.
IT IS MUCH HARDER to climb the Jungfrau and Mitterhorn than a whisky horn.
THE fierce blasts of March are anticipated with feelings of dread by the average citizen.
FORTY car loads of freight, destined for New York, arrived via Chesapeake and Ohio railroad yesterday.
MR. ROBERT H. MAURY has been appointed as expert to unravel the mysterious sinking fund disaster.
VIRGINIA members of Congress are hammering away on that body for a reduction of duty on leaf tobacco.
THE Chesapeake and Ohio railroad company are having a large track scale put in near the depot at Hinton.
CALVIN DAVIS has been elected to represent Danville in the Virginia penitentiary for five years, for stealing a horse.
SLEEPING CARS as at present managed, are productive of celibacy. No girl will marry after seeing an unwashed man in his sock-feet.
WHAT A JOLLY GIRL to spark would be one of those nychatopians who cannot see in the daylight, but do wonderfully well in the dark.
AN OLD MAID in Massachusetts has twenty-eight pet rabbits, and with these for pets and a hot brick for comfort she manages to get along very nicely.
GEO. B. DEETON, a conductor on the Chesapeake and Ohio railroad, had his hand badly mashed while coupling cars at Gordonsville, on the morning of the 16th.
THE NORFOLK VIRGINIAN is in a quandary to know "whether Governor Kemper has really accepted the position of Grant's Lieutenant and Fugleman."
A MANCHESTER WIFE thus manages to secure for herself a quiet day. She notifies her husband in the morning that her mother is coming to spend the day with her.
OUR NEW RESERVOIR is expected to cost $300,000. If a City Hall is ordered to be constructed, it will not cost less than that amount, and may be will go as high as $500,000,
THE INVITATIONS to some entertainments in this city are printed on large boards, so that in case of the happening of an accident one could be carried home on his admission ticket.
IT MAY BE ASSUMED as a postulate susceptible of easy demonstration, that that it is no more right in law to legislate about Sunday than any other day. All the days are equal before the law, or should be.
IT IS STATED as one reason why a recent marriage here should be placed in the category of swell-head affairs that the minister got twenty dollars for his part of the job. A good woman is cheap at that price, we think.
CAPTAIN CLAYTON, stevedore, was seriously injured yesterday by a bale of cotton which struck him in coming down a hatchway at the wharves of the Chesapeake and Ohio railroad. He was bruised about the head and face, and it is thought internally injured.
DR. W. LEIGH BURTON'S poetical description of the skedaddle of the Senators on Thursday, has been printed on slips by Captain C. F. Johnston, newsdealer, 918 Main street, and was sold at the Capitol like hot cakes to-day. It is published in extenso in the Petersburg News of yesterday.
A PARTY writing from Little Rock, Arkansas, says, "there are very few Virginians here. I have only met two—Mr. John W. Rison, formerly of Richmond, and Mr. Charles A. Ginnochio. The latter is an enterprising Italian, who formerly lived in Petersburg, where he has a host of friends."
IT IS STATED that the affairs of the "Dollar Savings Bank" of this city are being investigated. During the late panic it incontinently "busted," and has not since shown any signs of vitality. It is alleged that the perspiration of many a poor man's eye-brow has been swallowed up in its financial chasm.
THE PETERSBURG GUARD, Capt Hill, the colored company who will the be guest of the Attucks Guard and others in this city on the 23rd, are highly spoken of by the papers of the Cockade City. The News says: "We are betting our pile on the Guards, for they are equal to the best colored company in the State or elsewhere."
WEDNESDAY NIGHT a passenger from the South on the Northern bound, got out at the Eighth street depot, in this city, to wet his whistle. Meanwhile the engine blowed its whistle and started and he was left behind. Procuring the aid of Policeman Pryde he was shown to the telegraph office, where he telegraphed for his baggage. He lost his ride on the sleeping car, however.
AN EVENING CONTEMPORARY favors a municipal legislature, with two branches for Richmond, for the reason that they "would afford checks upon each other." Checks are good. We have many a time invested our last red in a stack. But, seriously, our idea is that the people favor the two-branched council because the single one they have had heretofore have dealt too much in checks, for whose payment they were responsible.