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Scraps & facts. Calumny may be defined, a mixture of truth and falsehood blendid with malice. "What was the use of the eclipse?" asked a young lady. "Oh, it gave the sun time for reflection," replied a wag. - A wise man ought to hope for the best, be prepared for the worst, and bear with equanamity whatever may happen. - We sleep, but the loom of life never stops; and the pattern which was weaving when the sun went down is weaving when it comes up to-morrow. - A young widow who edits a paper in a neighboring State, says: We do not look so well to-day as usual, on account of the non-arrival of the mails." - The authorities of Tuscaloosa have determined, by a vote of four to three, not to license a bar for the retail of spirituous liquors in that city, as we learn from the Montgomery Advertiser. - The passenger train on the Central Railroad for Staunton, Virginia, ran through the Blue Ridge Tunnel, Monday, and hereafter the trains on the road will run through it regularly. The Baltimore Partriot mentions the fact that an insurance company in that city now takes risks on rents. Owners of property, therefore, in addition to the facilities of insurance against loss by fire and flood, can insure against a want of tenantry. - Impudent little boy (to very fat old gantleman, who is trying to get along as fast as he can but with very indifferent success :) " I say, old fellow, you would get on a jolly site quicker if you would lie down on the pavement and let me roll you along." - At a public sale of books the auctioneer put up " Drews Essay on Souls," which was knocked down to'a shoemaker, who othe great amusement of the crowded room asked the auctioneer if " he had any more works on shoemaking to sell ?" - An attorney before a bench of magistrates, a short time ago, told the bench, with great gravity. " That he had two witnesses in court in behalfof his client, and they would be sure to speak the truth, for he had no opportunity to communicate with them !" - The Chattanooga Advertiser of the 15th inst., says: "We learn by an endorsement on the Little Rock, Arkansas, letter package, received here yesterday morning, that the town of Napoleon is fifteen feet under water. - An Irishman being asked, on a late trial, for a certificate of his marriage, bared his head, and exhibited a huge scar, which looked as though it might have been made with a fire shovel. The evidence was satisfactory. - Many men want wealth-not a competence alone, but a fire-story competence.Everything subserves this and religion they would want as a sort of lightning rod to their houses, to ward off, by and by, the bolts of divine wrath. - The people of St. Paul Minnesota, have recently voted to raise a loan of $100,000 to complete the bridge now in course of construction across the Mississippi at that place. The estimated cost is $140,000 and the structure is to be completed during the coming summer. - A young man was lately arrested in Pennsylvania for stealing a horse, and confessed the crime, stating that he knew of no other way to get rid of a woman who was constantly importuning him to marry her.Between a wife and a prison he chose, as he believed, the lesser of two evils. - The Comptroller of Tennessee announces that the following free Banks in that State have gone into liquidation, and that their circulation will be redeemed out of the trust funds in his hands, viz Bank of Paris, Bank of Commerce, Bank of Jefferson, Bank of Trenton, and Bank of Tazewell. - An old, rough elergyman once took for his text that passage of the Psalms, I said in my haste all men are liars. Looking up, apparently as if he saw the Psalmist immediately before him, he said-' You said in your baste, David, did you! Well, if you had been here, you might have said it after mature reflection.' - The Richmond, Va. South says that a negro child has recently been born in the neighborhood of Ring-gold in that county, with twenty-six fingers and toes. It has six toes on each foot, and seven fingers on each hand. There are two full sized thumbs on each hand and two 'little,' fingers. All these limbs are said to be perfect. A lady residing in the vicinity of New York, the wife of a distinguished citizen and well know in the fashionable world, has testified her interestin the revival movement by converting the elegant billiard room attached to her house, into a place for prayer meetings, in which her neighbors participate daily. Many of the Washington correspondents agree in saying that the President will veto any bill which may be passed admitting Kansas, that does not substantially recognise the Lecompton Constitution. Such declarations, if true, will tend to strengthen the Anti Lecompton party, for they will construe it into a design to interfere with their freedom. - Col. Benton's will, it is stated, places his estate in the hands of Mr. Jones, Mr. Jacob and Col. Fremont, (sons-in-law,) Mr. Montgomery Blair and Capt. Lee, as trusttees. The house in Washington, where he passed the portion of his life, is bequeathed to Mrs. Jones, his library to her husband. The remainder of the estate is equally divided. Brigham Young threatens, if the Pre-