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The Portland Oregonian advertises in Printers Ink that "it is more largely and religiously read to the square inch than any newspaper on the globe." Here at home we never hear of any one reading the Oregonian religiously. Our city bicyclists returned from their outing on the Deschutes last Monday about noon, having made the ride from the Bend in four hours, a distance of 35 miles. The party seemed to have a preference for the number 4. There were 4 of the party, they were gone 4 days, they ate 4 meals per day they came home in 4 hours and they caught 4 (00) fish.-Prineville Review.; Two years ago this morning there was a gloomy look on peoples faces when the Linn County National Bank failed to open. Albany has weathered the financial storm that followed everywhere in pretty good condition, and there is a bright outlook ahead. Keep your eye on the gem city of the valley. The Plaindealer, of Roseburg, accuses Senator B. F. Alley, of Florence, of being a populist, principally because he voted against J. N. Dolph. As a matter of fact the Plaindealer's arguments on the subject are small and mossbackish, and will no doubt be resented by all o the famous thirty who did well in defeating Dolph. The Ironworker, of Oswego, complains that the postoffice authorites allow written notices telling of a cow for sale, cabbage for sale and wood wanted, to be posted up in the building, while the newspaper in the town has hard work to keep its head above water. The Ironworker is clearly in the right.-Post. By a big majority right. A postoffice should not be used as a poster board. Mr. Max Baumgart has a copy of the Dollar Weekly Bee, published in 1876 in Portland. It contains a page writeup of Albany, which was going to have a population of 10,000 or 15,000 for the city inside of a few years. Twice as many years have gone by and our population is about 5,000. That is the way ings go. Many men in business then are not herenow. A scheme is on foot to raise $10,000 for the battleship Oregon memorial, the school children to do it. Linn county's share has been figured out at $560. A memorial is all right but these are not times to spend $10,000 for such a purpose. The naming of a big battleship after Oregon was not an act that calls for any undue display. It was a nice thing, and Oregon appreciates it, and that is enough. Let us spend our money for the necessaries of life, There are more improvements in progress this summer in Hillsboro than have been seen since the depression struck us, -Hillsboro Independent. Good times are coming back to stay, and every good town in Oregon will soon be enjoying a period of unprecedented growth.-Statesman. A good way to put it, and coming from a Salem paper is appreciated, Depend upon the fact that no growth will be reliable untill all the valley towns go up together, of course though not at the same rate. We do not expect all to keep up with Albany. A letter has been received from Rev. W. C. Taylor of the class of '84, University of Oregon, who is now in Frankfort, Kentucky, stating that he is soon to leave on a protracted vacation to be spent in the "Scenes of the Siege of Troy' and the Holy Land. Rev. Taylor has recently had conferred upon him the degree of D. D. given by Georgetown, Col. lege, of Kentucky. This is the first time this degree has been conferred upon a member of the Alumni Association.Eugene Guard, The Chinook, a small paper of Pendleton is evidently hot. We give the following as sample of journalism the DEMOCRAT is glad to notice is fast passing out of date among respectable papers: We know the name of the gilded idiot, the brass-bottomed butterfly, the nickleplated imbecile, the lengthy lunatic, the chump with the cracked cranium who is allowed to preside as the city editor's desk in the office of the E. 0. We know him, and if we ever meet the man who introduced him to us, we shall promptly punch the head of that man. As for the alleged city editor, well, they might put him in the gound or muzzle him, he ought not to be allowed to run at large Better muzzle him, the animal might be particular regarding his associates. Rev. J. P. Rrushingham, a Methodist minister of Chicago, stands up for the bicycle in the following very enthusiastic manner: "I wish to be considered an enthusiast upon the moderate use of the bicycle. It drives away the nervous tension, the hectic cheek, the wearied brain and peevish temper, renders us more agreeable to our friends and ser: viceable to our chosen calling. By the moderate use of the bicycle the coated tongue becomes normal once again, refreshing slumber and lessdiscriminating appetite are induced, and those forms of amysement which seem to confuse recreation with indoor dissipation are tabooed. The bicycle is not only the enemy of the railway corporation and the livery establishment, but also of the allnight saloon and the low-down theatre, Enthusiasm for the use, protest for the abuse, constitute the keynote of this theme.