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have thought for twenty odd years that Uncle Sam's patent guaranted to them the quiet possession of their homes, have all this time been mistaken. Is Is it it possible to conceive of anything more thoroughly rotten than our land department? It ap. proaches gungrene.-[Iowa Tribune. Mr. E. C. Palmer, North Monroeville, Huron County Ohio, writes: "Permit me to add my unsolicited testimonial to your list. My little boy, two years old, fell from a step and struck his forehend. A large, black and blue bunch raised and swelled rapidly. We immediately applied St. Jacobs Oil and the swelling and discoloration disappeared. We would not be without and itandhave have used It often with like effect." The directors of a suspended bank in Havana, N. Y., have a modest way of putting it. "Owing to the absence of Mr. Cook," they say, "this bank is closed until further notice." Mr. Cooki is president of the institution. and the reason why he is "absent" is explained by the fact that he leaving. boughts a ticket for Canada before A torpid liver, & stomach out of order, digestive apparatus weak, and the brain in consequence of these disorders, over sensitive to exertion or to any unusual circumstance, and the formula for a "crank" is complete. Ayer's Pills will rouse up the liver, regulate the functions of the stomach and bowels, the tired brain will be relieved, and the head resume its wonted level. If our manufacturers would strive to reduce the rates of interestinstead of the price of labor, their efforts would be commendable and directed to the true cause of their grievance. Any man other than a natural born fool knows that the American manufacturer with 8 per cent money cannot compete with the European manufacturer with 3 per cent money. After having gleaned Asia and all Europe for cheap, pauper labor, they now clamor for more protection. News-Reporter (Three Rivers, Mich.) There is no need denying the fact that among the most distressing complaints of humanity, few are equal in intensity to bleeding piles. You say the subject is not a apleasaut one to talk about, neither is the victim, and our aim is to give him relief. Jacob Chambers, of Henry street, New York, writes: "When I began using Mishler's Herb Bitters (as per printed directions), I had been troubled with bleeding piles for upwards of five years. In six weeks I was perfectly cured." The great pension expenses of the government are cut off by the death of the pensioners and caunot survive the generation that fought the battles. Not so with the pension we pay our bond lords. They have arranged to hand down their annuities to their heirs as long as the people will subunit to the swindle. From Corporal. From the Marine Barracks, Pensacola, Florida, Corporal Ben. Barger writes of the benefits of Brown's Iron Bitters in the malarious region. He saye: "I have used several bot. ties and must say I am greatly bone. fited by using it. Several of my comrades use Brown's Iron Bitters, and you may rest assured they all think it is the greatest thing on earth." This kind of testimony comes from all quarters concerning Brown's Iron Bitters-the best tonic. Our Treasury and depositories are overflowing with money; the land teeming with the productions of na. ture and industry; yet business is depressed, profits small, wages are barely at a living basis, the jails are full.Pittsburg Commercial Gazette "Pearl's White Glycerine" eradicates all Pimples, Freckles. Tan, Moth Putches, Black Worms and all impurities, either within or upon the skin. It never fails. Our foreign trade at the end of Republican rule is at its lowest ebb, and If Mr.Cloveland's administration can find means to give it un upward start, without undue sacrifices in A other directions, it will deserve well of tion. the country.-[Atlanta Constitu a "For economy and comfort, every spring, we use Hood's Sursaparilla, writes an intelligent Buffalo, N. Y. C) lady. 100 Doses One Dollar. . 2 New York cast her electoral vote for Cleveland. She also sent 467, = 000 soldiers of the Union to the army = during the war. Iowa sent 76,000 and howls like a hyena over the = idiocy of New York in virtually elect e ing Cleveland. The soldiery of lowe and New York better meet on the plains of Obio and settle the differ 8 ence of opinion opinion.-Postul Card. Ministors, Lawyers, Teachers and 2 # others whose occupation gives then but little exercise, should use Car ter's Little Liver Pill for torpid live fel and billousness. One is a dose. Labor wants the best currency can get. but it wants currency, per 2 feet or imperfect.-{Galveston News What the country needs now work for the workers, and not tall i is from the Globe-Democrut. politicians.-[St. Louis 01 n. An embarrassment of riches I of what troubles Cabinet. maker Cleve land.-[Piiladelphia Times The first business of this busines le administration will be to "run th 80 rasculs out."-[St. Paul Globe. e No money is more cheerfully paid by the taxpayer than that which = goes to bury Congressman. [Louis ville Courier-Journal