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Times Republican, Warshallfrount, Banker July 29 1908 tribution to nature. We might suggeneral in Iowa, it seems that the editors are in a frame of mind to gest that the booze be sprayed in the grant it, and all will get in line unwatermelon patches if the sprinklers der the common banner." want to try a little amateur Burbanking. and send us some of the melons, Speaking of Hearst's new party, the adds a democratic friend. Ottumwa Courier says: "In the Hearst papers today there was a full sized Of all cruel acts by publishers the picture of William Randolph in a L slouch hat and baggy trousers. There sudden change of the political policy was also a column of gush and numof a newspaper to accord with new erous cartoons deploting Hearst in ownership is about the most barbarheroic poses. Can anyone take such a ous imaginable. An increase in the party and such a cause seriously mortality list of the readers of the Des Moines Tribune, which has just "Beef is up because cattle are soarce, gone democratic, may be looked for. but the russet shoe, while lower in cut, is higher in price. Seems to be just a The father who is so unfortunate as scheme to get more of our money," to rear a fool daughter, knows what says the Hubbard Monitor. real responsibility is. You miss more than What with two Williams running for That the 8 cent bounty offered president it is discouraging to think of makes small boys go for the gopher is the number of bables that will be wait longer-order named Willie, the Keokuk Gate City shown in Shelby county, where two believes. years' extermination has cost $5,324.50. indicating that the lives of over 50,000 do just as they say 8 Of course, the lower price of steel of the burrowing pests have been offsets the higher price of meat in snuffed out. While there is very little the average cost of living. but the land that lies low in that county, thus Here are the most delicious consumption of steel by the wayfaring making little danger of the gopher becitizen is so indirect that he hardly others begin to compare with th ing flooded out, overybody else lies appreciates the benefits, is the way the Clinton Herald views it. low for the gopher and his lot is not Beans infinitely better than a happy one. cause they are nutty, mealy an Stella-Jack stole a kiss from me last We are selling millions of ca Iowa Newspapers night. and to others. The demand is Mabel-Poor fellow! Stella-Why do you say that? A GOOD HOT WEATHER STORY. over, than for any other beans Mabel-Had he been wealthy there (Grinnell Register). Do you still go without them would have been no occasion for him New Sharon has a hot weather news You can't afford to do that to steal it.-Chicago News. story which is always good in the man who eats bananas literally by the ment, yet see how many you After all, the real secret of forty bushel. Such a citizen as that is a verother food-so appetizing, so bushel No. 1 wheat is in the amount of itable Godsend to the country newspaper in the summer time. The New clover turned under when the soil is cheap as beans! Sharon Star ought to pay him a bonus prepared. Please prove if Van Camp's every time he breaks his record. His name is J. R. Clements and he first Opie Read has come and gone, veriBuy one can today-serve the became known to fame about two fying the impression created by the weeks ago, when he disposed of thirtyAsk your people if they like advance matter to the effect that the six bananas in twenty minutes. The baked beans. mower and harrow could be used on feat was hailed with loud acclaim by his hair crop to advantage. about every newspaper in the county. If they don't, that's all. But Not content with this, so the Star ina new dish for your menu. A forms, the other day he sent forty-two In the long run it looks as tho it choice specimens of his favorite fruit was everything going out and nothing served in numerous ways. A down the broad red way. That is godoming in, as far as is concerned the ing some, especially as he climbed a fresh and savory; always ready exodus of Iowa educators this sumtelephone pole immediately afterward it. rher. But a pleasant exception to the to show the spectators. as the Star rule has been noted in the fact that Please don't be content with aptly puts it, "that his bustle was not an institution at Oberlin, O., which on the wrong side." if our beans are not better. sent for one of Iowa's teachers and The Star has a gold mine there, but the humanity of its editor is superior got him, has returned in exchange a to his nose for news and he winds up piano instructor. his latest account of the prodigy's performance by urging Mr. Clements to All that fuss about the recount in desist from his frenzied course of baDallas must have been made by the nana destruction, intimating that Old Prouty men on the theory that they Dame Nature won't stand such work had all to gain and nothing to lose. and is likely to invite the ambitious Clements to attend his own funeral. The smash of the defunct Bank of Corwith was tough on the bank, but A GOOD HABIT TO GET RID OF is apparently nuts for the lawyers, (Montour Courier). for there are over eighty cases left Why do men swear? Because they for trial, the outcome of the bank's have formed the habit and can not tribulations. One can without much help 1t? Very few men will swear in Here are meals rea strain on the intellect imagine a the presence of ladies. If they can omit it then why not always? It is a violachorus of lusty-throated flawyers tion of law and if all citizens would do warbling in unison, "It's an 111 wind all people like. A di their duty, information would be filed that blows nobody good." against the guilty parties and they way. Think what a would be arrested and fined. It is only In Iowa we could have an inheritthru mercy that such violations are ance tax which would return to the permitted to go unpunished. Profanity Don't judge Van Camp's by state a tithe from all inheritances is a species of vulgarity and properly above a certain minimum. Revenue of belongs to the unrefined and low Please learn by comparison wha strata of society. In the army, where this kind would come from an estate We buy only the choicest of I men associate only or mainly with which the original owner has deserted men, profanity as well as other forms the whitest, the plumpest of th and which has not yet cost the prosof vulgarity is common. Also on the pective owner one cent of effort. buy are picked over by hand, frontier and the plains, among the cowboys, but in the most refined sodiscarded. The result is, we pa At Davenport Sarah E. Ade is suciety profanity is never indulged In. as other beans would cost. ing the Tri-City Railway Company We have heard it said that Montour is for $5,000 as damages for alleged perthe worst place in the world for proOur tomatoes are grown close fanity, but it is a mistake. In fact sonal injuries. A case of Ade after Montour is a saintly place when comened on the vines. Thus our to more aid, as it were. pared with some others we know, and beans that superlative, sparklin the most encouraging feature of it is Merchant-T'll give you a position as that profanity is growing less frequent We could buy tomato sauce f clerk to start with, and pay you what every day. We are rapidly approaching you are worth. Is that satisfactory? the place of delight in obedience to the Applicant-Oh, perfectly: but do--er injunction: "Let your communication -do you think the firm can afford it? be yea, yea; nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil." -Illustrated Bits. Insurance of bank deposits can not LICENSING THE DRINKER. Van Camp Pa come soon because the democrats have (Cedar Falls Gazette.) forced the republicans to oppose it, but 4161 Some of the newspaper brethren are we can have a law compelling holders discussing the advisability of compellof bank stock to secure their double ing a man who drinks liquor to take out a license. This would be about as liability with adequate collateral, cominconsistent as licensing saloons. The pelling a bank's capital and surplus to saloon has been declared an evil by the bear a fixed ratio to its deposit liastate, but license is granted to carry bility and compelling a, larger proporon the evil. If it is an evil to sell, it is tion of reserves to be kept in a bank's FIRST NATION no less an evil to drink, and to liown vaults. These measures would cense drinking would be as reprehennot injure the banks and would go a sible as to license selling. The fact 13 we have never believed and do not now long ways toward making insurance of Marsha believe that either the selling or unnecessary. drinking is a sin, but we do believe and know that the liquor traffic is a