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A Providential Dispensation. Opie P. Read in Texas Siftings. When the recent disastrons run was made on the Hot Springs (Ark.) bank an old fellow who had come to town with a sack of fish stopped on the sidewalk and in astonishment viewed the excited crowd. "What'sthe matter with all these folks?" he asked of a bystander. "Why, the bank is about to break and they want to draw out as much of the money as possible. "If that's the case I'm in with "em; been looking for somethin' of this sort for some time," and dropping his sack of fish he crowded into the bank, fought his way to the cashier's window and said: "Here, cap'n, hand her out." "Hand what out?" "Money. Give me my share." "What is the amount of your deposit? Where's your check?" The old fellow did not understand, and the cashier continued: "How much money did you put in here?" "Didn't put none in. What do you take fur?. Thought it Was a sorter free fight." "Stand aside, old man!" "Hold on. If the government's busted why don't you divide up?" Say, gimme ten dollars an' I'll call it squar'." He was thrust aside, and finding himself near the door, he thought of his fish and hurried to the place where he had left them. The sack was gone. "Whar's dem fish?" he exclaimed, turning to a cripple, who, with a ghastly expression, leaned on his crutches. "I don't know." "Yes, you do know. Bet you ran away with 'em." "I look like running away with anything,' sighed the poor fellow. "Wall, it ain't your fault if you don't, an' if you wasn't a cripple I'd whale you. Anybody seed a sack o' fish?" he cried, and rushing into the street he accused nearly every one he met. The circuit court judge was upbraided, the county clerk was called a thief, and the leading minister of the town was rudely jerked to one side and told that if he did not immediately surrender the sack of fish the air would be fullo of his tattered wardrobe. In a tumble-down cabin, at the end of a squalid alley, sat an old negro, contemplating with the stendy eye of satisfaction a gleaming array of bass, pike, sun-tish and goggle-eyed perch. "Lawd! Nelson, whar'd yer git all dem fish?" asked R woman who entered and put down a bundle of clothes. "De Sabier sent 'em, honey, fur de Lawd hab dun had his eye on my appertite and longin' for some time. De Lawd made a white man goan' ketch 'em, chile, an' fetch 'em ter town. When de white man met me he put down de fish an' schrouged into de bank airter money; an' I have every reason to beliebe dat when he come back de fish wuz gone. Dish heah transacshun wuz intended by de Lawd fur ter sarve two pupposes: One puppose wuz to satisfy an ole servant's appertite, an' de udder wuz tershow er white man de vanity of leabin' whut de Lawd had gin him and runnin' airter de gains