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Weinstock, Lubin & Co., 400-412 K Street, Sacramento. AS IT SOMETIMES HAPPENS. executive session, and at 5:30 adAN ELEGANT NEW LINE JUST RECE journed. IN THE HOUSE. Mr. Byrd Essayed to Entertain WASHINGTON, Dec. 19.-This was With a Funny Story. COMBINATION DESK AND BOOK suspension day in the House, and sevScene-Dining-room of suburban reseral bills were passed, the most imIdence. Family party at dinner. Special Value at $15.00 portant being the bill appopriating Dramatis personae: $350,000 for the Philadelphia ExposiMakes a Splendid Xmas Gift. Mr. Henry Kydd. tion of 1899. The vote was exceedMrs. Henry Kydd. ingly close, it having but two votes 411-413 K I Freddy Kydd, aged six. more than the necessary two-thirds. CHAS. M. CAMPBELL, Bessie Kydd, aged four. Bills were also passed under suspension CASH OR CR CARPETS AND FURNITURE. of the rules to authorize the distribuWillie Kydd, aged two. tion of the assets of the Freedman's Benjamin Byrd, guest. UNDERTAKE! WHOLESALE LIQUORS. Ellen, the maid. Bank; to enlarge the scope of the Fish Commission to include game birds; for The soup has been removed, and Mr. AI GEO. H. CLARK. the relief of the Fourth Mounted ArByrd essays to tell one of his good CRONAN & WISSEMAN, stories. kansas Infantry, and for the relief of 230 K Street and 1108-1110 Third John W. Lewis of Oregon. "There was a singular thing happened DR. PIERCE'S THE BEST. Street, Sacramento, Cal., Clark's Undertaking to me this summer," said he, "while I Bailey of Texas introduced a resoIt is true that there are other trusses IMPORTERS AND WHOLESALE DEALlution in open House directing the Juwas traveling from-" and belts-so-called "Electric"-offered for NO'S. 1017 AND 1019 FOUR ers in Fine Whiskies, Brandies and Chamsale in various parts of the country, some diciary Committee to investigate and Ellen, put the baby's bib on. Telephones 134. pagne. very cheap and some very expensive; but, Nah! report upon the question as to whether briefly stated, the fact remains now as it the members of the House who had acYes, darling, let Ellen put your bib MILLER & McMU EBNER BROS. COMPANY, has during the past twenty years: If you want the BEST. you must have DR. on. cepted commissions in the army had 116-118 K Street, Front and Second, PIERCE'S." Thousands of cures. Sacramento. Undertaking 1 forfeited their seats in the House. He Na-a-a-h! Call or send 2 cents in stamps for our IMPORTERS AND WHOLESALE made the resolution the text for some 905-907 K Street, Odd Fellow: Have your bib on, sir, or I'll-(to Book No. 1." on Rupture, or 'Book No. dealers in Wines and Liquors. Tel. 364. remarks, in the course of which he took EMBALMING A SPECIAL guest)-Go ahead, old man: these 2," on Electric Belts. Address Wholeand Importer occasion to bitterly denounce a newsphones-Cap. 186; Sunset, re HUGHCASEY. youngsters, you know! saler in Foreign and DoPIERCE ELECTRIC CO. paper statement to the effect that in I was traveling from Kansas City to mestic Wines and Liquors. Proprietor of W. F. GORML (Medical Dept.) 620 Market street, oppoEagle Soda Works, 218 K street, Sacrahis attitude on this question he had Denver, and had tomento. site Palace Hotel. San Francisco. TuTh Undertaker and Funeral been made a cat's paw by prominent Freddy, put your plate down. Mortuary parlors and hal Republicans in the House. He deA LOCAL -Had to stop off at a small place opposite plaza. Telephones LIQUORS, WINE, BEER, ETC. nounced the Republican who had inSunset. blue. 581. Disease called Dinkyville, to seeCATARRH stigated the statement as an infamous Ellen, bring the children's milk. THOS. E. KENNEDY & CO. A Climatic liar, and challenged him to father it. Chorus-I don't want any milk! (Successors to Jim & Harry), Affection. There was no reply to Bailey's stateALM If you don't drink your milk you can't Imported and Domestic ment, and the resolutions were reNothing but a local have any cake. Excuse me, Mr. ByrdWines, Liquors and Cigars, remedy change of cliferred to the Committee on Rules. 1009 THIRD STREET. you were sayingmate will cure it. Sunse Bailey's resolution follows: I had to see an old fellow who had HAY-FEVER Get a well-known "Resolved, That the Committee on specific, SEVEN-YEAR-OLD NUTWOOD. been a customer ofJudiciary be and it is hereby instructBang! Bang! Bang! The celebrated Nutwood whisky, and 7ed to ascertain and report to this years-old-another lot just received from Ely's Cream Balm Give mamma the spoon, darling. bond at the old reliable and long estabHouse (1) whether any member of the It is quickly Absorbed. Bang! Bang! Bang! Limite lished Ale Vaults, 302 J street. Try it; Gives Relief once. House has accepted any office under Ellen, take that spoon away from pure and straight. Nagele & Svenssen. the United States, and (2) whether the Opens and cleanses the WILL BE him! Dear me, what a child! (To Nasal Passages. PALISADE SALOON, acceptance of such office under the Allays Inflammation. guest) And what did you do then? Don't HEAD COLD 221 K Street. Heals and Protects the United States has vacated the seat of touch it again, do you hear? Membrane. Restores the Senses of Taste and Smell, HARLAN BROS the member accepting it." Proprietors No Cocaine, No Mercury. No Injurious drug. Full (Geting badly rattled)-Well, I.erResumed Decen Size 50c: Trial Size 10c. at Druggists or by Western Hotel Building. Dingley, from the Committee on where was I? o, yes; well, I got off the ELY BROTHERS,56 Warren Street. New York Ways and Means, offered a resolution BETWEEN train at this Dinkyville and found there for a holiday recess from Wednesday, PORTLAND BEER was no CROSSMAN'S SPECIFIC MIXTURE. December 21st, to Wednesday, JanMamma! San Francisco and Ne AT BAUER & KOENECKE. SUCCESuary 4th, which was adopted without WITH THIS REMEDY PERSONS CAN sors to Wisseman's Saloon, 1020 Fourth H-s-s-h! division. street, J and K. cure themselves without the least ex-No team to be had and nothing to SUNSET ROUTE-Southern posure, change of diet or change in appliA special order was also made setdo but to footcation of business. The medicine contains 620 K street, MIL ting aside January 5th for the considGAMBRINUS' nothing that is of the least injury to the Mamma! LER & BUERGI, eration of bills reported by the Judiconstitution. Ask your druggist for it., Props. Finest Wines, Liquors TuF HALL Leave SAN FRANCISCO H-s-s-h, darling, Mr. Byrd is telling Price, $1 a bottle. and Cigars; Steam and Lager as ciary Committee. such a funny story-listen! Itshould be, good Lunch always to be TUESDAYS and S This being suspension day, Wagner found. Let me help you to another piece of (R.) of Pennsylvania moved the passage Leave LOS ANGELES the beef, old man. No? Well, go on under a suspension of the rules of the with your yarn. WEDNESDAYS an Visit DR. JORDAN'S Great bill for the proposed Philadelphia ExPERFUMERY o, it doesn't amount to anything-just position of American products and one of those queer things thatMuseum of Anatomy manufactures in 1899. Commencing Novem should be of fine quality or not used at Well, go ahead, we're all listening. 1051 MARKET ST. bot. 6th 7th, Bailey (D.) of Texas demanded a all. What is more vulgar than a trailing Limited Train, similar Pass the bread, Ellen. The Largest of its kind in the World. scent of cheap pungent, nauseating second. When the result of the vote ment and character I just left my grip with the stationwo are continually adding new specimens. alleged perfume? In order to secure was announced, 94 ayes and 24 noes, Come and learn how wonderfully you perfumery that will be delicate, subtle, master and started along. It was about Limited, will be run S and how to avoid sickness and disease. If Bailey made the point of no quorum refined, and at the same time pronounced suffer from any of the ills of men, 3 o'clock in the afternoon, and I said to in its odor, one should use that of a wellbetween Los Angeles, The Speaker counted 114 members oldest Specialie* on the Pacific Coast, myselfknown, standard make. We have present, and declared the demand secDR. JORDAN-PRIVATE and Chicago, through Palmer's, Lazelle's and others whose Bessie, don't put your knife in your Consultation free and strietly private. Treatment onded. This allowed twenty minutes fame is as wide as the world. Fort Worth and Texa ally or by letter. HYPINIS thoroughly eradicated mouth! on a side for debate. from the systom without using Mercury, Er-um-I said to myself, you're doEVERY MAN applying to us will receive through San Francisc The bill finally passed. 142 to 70, or RELIABLE honest opinion of his complaint. ing a foolhardy thing, young man. Of We will Accerance a POSITIVE CURE car will be a part of PRESCRIPTION a margin of two votes over the neceswe undertake, or forfeit One Thousand course I carried a revolver, butPHARMACY, McMORRY'S sary two-thirds. Write for BorkPhilesephy of Marriage, equipment. (A book valuable Look out for your glass, Freddy! FREE MAILER. A resolution was adopted setting Sixth and K. DR. JONDAN s CO. 1061 There it goes! You naughty boy! Ellen, Ask S. P. Co. Agents fo aside January 18th for the considerabring a towel, quick! Sit up straight in plete information. tion of bills reported from the InterTHE BOARD OF SUPERVISORS OF your chair, sir! I've a good mind to state Commerce Commission. Sacramento County hereby give notice of send you upstairs! You ought to be A bill was passed to authorize the its intention to purchase from James NEAGL thankful you are not married, Mr. Byrd; distribution of the assets of the FreedTouhey certain real estate situated in Why Buy Eastern I don't know what you would do with Sacramento City, Sacramento County, men's Bank, and another to enlarge State of California, known as lot number a boy like Freddy. Henry, can't you the scope of the Fish Commission to Three in the block or square bounded by Buggies pull the baby's chair closer to the table. H and I and Sixth and Seventh streets of include game birds. Medical Ins when you can get a California made said Sacramento City at and for the sum He has dropped his silver mug on the The Senate bill for the relief of John Buggy for nearly the same money? of $10,000 to be paid therefor and THURSDR. NEAGLE AND floor. I want you to look at that mug, W. Lewis of Oregon was passed, ano DAY, December 22, 1898, at 10 o'clock a. BUGGIES, $110 AND UP. treat and cure all Chronic m. at the rooms of the said Board of SuMr. Byrd; his godmother sent it to him then, at 2:45 p. m., the House adSURREYS, $225 AND UP. Diseases of the Eye, Ear, pervisors, corner Seventh and I streets of from Paris. (The mug is examined and All the latest novelties on hand or journed. Lungs, Liver, Heart, Kidn said Sacramento City, is fixed as the time proiced The subject of the children's