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# "OPIUM" FOR THE GULLS. As the Gulls are bound to believe every thing asserted by Federal Whiggery, we suppose they have greedily swallowed the dose of opium ad-mtnistered by their quack financiers. The cause of the suspension, they say, is owing to a revulsion in the Opium trade of China, which amounts to about fifty millions of dollars, annually. This drug cannot be any longer employed by British merchants as an article of trade, because the Chinese government has forbidden its introduction into that empire. "The balance of trade," say the Whigs, "being against us, demands came over here from England for specie, and every packet ship went out carrying away from a half to a million of dollars." Now this might have done very well had the "Whigs" stuck to the Opium; but a number of other causes were mentioned by them, equaly absurd, which created no little confusion, and induced some of the more honest of that party, to avow the true causes of the Bank difficulties, and acknowledge that the Democratic presses had all along asserted the facts on the subject. But in view of this Opium matter, the Albany Argus says --" It is evident that opium is an important ingredient in a well regulated system; and as the whig candidate for President intends to establish a fifty million bank, one of his first acts will be to send a special minister to the Celestial Empire with instructions to get the traffic in opium restored to the old channels." We find the following amusing article on this Opium humbug in the Baltimore Republican: TO GENERAL ANDREW JACKSON. Honored Sir-I cannot deny myself the pleasure of communicating to you at the earliest moment of my knowledge of the fact, that it has been discovered, and is now admitted by all men of all parties, that the derangement of the "monetary system" was not caused by you. The author of the mischief has, at last been discovered, and all the streams of abuse which were formerly poured upon your head, are turned upon that of one Honqua, a rascally old Chinese scoundrel, who, luckily for himself, is beyond the reach of our merchants-snug and secure in China. He has refused to eat any more opium, and thus has driven our Banks to suspend specie payments. The only hope for a "resumption of specie payments" by the Philadelphie Banks, and particularly the United States Bank, is, that the Chinese will resume the chewing of opium. If old Honqua takes to chewing Tea instead of Opium, and, is able to hold on and force the rest of the Chinese to do the same, we have the authority of the financiers of the United States Bank for saying that it is all dickey with us. It is proposed to send a committee (the same that were sent to you a few years ago) to wait upon the old Despot, Honqua, to coax, and if need be, to threaten him. Strong hopes are entertained that he will be found to be more pliable than you were. If, however, he prove obstinate, one hundred thousand freemen are ready to march at a moment's warning, with arms in their hands to Canton, (in China) and cram the Opium down the old rascal's throat, and thus bring about a resumption of specie payments in Philadelphia.--New York, I am sorry to say, refuses to join in this patriotic measure, her sun-shine soldiery not having yet got over the panic into which you threw them when they made their "demonstration" on you. They say they don't know this old Hon-squa, and that they fear he may be one of the same family, who emigrated to China, instead of the United States. The Baltimore committee will meet at Scotti's this evening, for the purpose of organizing preparatory to taking up their line of march for Canton. The known energy and spirit of that committee leave no doubt that the most prompt, vigorous and efficient means will be adopted by them to enforce the early and general "resuinption" of Opium chewing throughout China. The whole will be under the command of General BAGOWINDO.