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the Philharmonic Society, Green Bay, Nov, 1873, BY JOHN D. WILLIAMS. # AIR “Kitty and Ben.” -WEBSTER. I. Off you lisden avile, I vill dell you de news All aboud dem banics, vod give beebles de plues, De banks vas all pusted, de beebles dey shoud "Mine Got! I dond vas got mine money oud." Und vat vas der drouble? Vot pusted der pubble? Vy dem deafs in Nye Yark, dey got into a mnddle, Und chead all der beebles, mit pulls, and mit pears, Off dey go to der tyfel, vell nopody cares. II. I go to der National, von day off last veek, I sliteb to der tesk, und I see Mr. Peak; Und he say all der panks vas in a pad fix, Und dey all vas feel shaky, mit der awful banics. "Mine monish!" said I (He vinked mit von eye,) "I dond got a cent, if I vas to die;" I got mad like a pull dog, und give him a look, Und he say all der drouble, vas come of Jay Cooke. I. Den I run me so quick, mit mine emdy burse To see Mr. Lawton, off de bank of Commerce; Mr. Lawton looked scared, und he obened his mond Und I say, "Mr. Lawton, dot hanics blayed oud," "Mr. Snyder," say he, Und he looked rigit off me, "I don't got nuff money, to go on a sphree. Off you vait dill do-morrow, yost call round vonce more Und I dold you ogsactly, vot I dold you before." VI. I got me egcited, and I go to der City, I see Mr. Freeman, und I say dot's a pity, "Can you give me my money?" Mr. Freeman say "mix," I felt satisfied den, dot dere vas a banics. "Vot's der reason," I say, "No money to pay?" "Mr. Snyder, you vill blease come some odder day." Now I dond got no lager, I dond get no kroud, Because I dond got me my money all oud. V. Now all of you beebles, dot's droubled like me; Dot's bedder you alvays, feel sometime merry, Dond bodder your head aboud all dis banics. Come, feel happy mit der Philharmonics. Ven greenbacks feel petter, I'll wrote you a ledder; Und I vill dold you, all aboud banies matter. Yust now I vill pid you all a cood-night, But, mine coodness cracious! dot money vas tight.