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WHIFFS FROM A WATER WAGON. Such lock-ups are ours should be 'barred." A grinding monopoly.--A hand organ combine. There are more men who drink to forget than forget to drink. The Central railroad accommodetions have endeared that corporation to Amtoyans. Not. Under new law, goods guaranteed pure when packed. So are eggs. Such an independent individua! as the Woodbridge creek bridge should have gold plates. Iron or steel are too common. Poor trolley service complained of in Elizabeth. Something lacking there. The judge who let gogthe mea who started a run on a Bayonne bank was evidently not one of the depositors. It's convenient that the a'dermen receive bids for garbage removal in cool weather. "In His Steps" - Senator-elect Briggs being introduced by Senator Drydea. A senator says newspapers print things in Titian colors too often. But Titian is highly commended for his coloring. Some of the terra cotta workers appear to think they have been handed a ripe lemon of the genus citrus limonum. Shameful epidemic at Browntown causes wonder and thanks that the Madison Square roof garden is not in this county or state. Fred P. Kirby, of Woodbary, who took a string of thirteen dogs to the New York show and won twenty silver prizes is one Jerseyman who doesn't consider the number thirteen unlucky. Just as If the postal employes didn't have enough to do, a fad has been started in South Jersey for a person's friends to all send him souvenir postal cards on his birthday.